La Niña is a ho

I woke up this morning to a 3 inch layer of the white shit on my driveway. Actually, it was the nice fluffy stuff, and this is definitely an improvement over the face-numbing deep freeze that we've had to endure lately. Every time another body part turns black and falls off I have to remind myself that this La Niña induced bull shit is actually a good thing because it's helping to
replenish the shrinking ice caps up north. But really, enough is enough. It's almost mid-march now -- we should be putting the long underwear away and polishing up the golf clubs.

Thankfully, things are looking up (for me -- not the ice caps) :