Saturday, 2 February 2013

Phil Sheegl: The right man for the job

Time and again City of Winnipeg CAO Phil Sheegl proves to us that he's the right man for the job.

Some people mistake his genius for something else, but geniuses are often misunderstood. Phil is very much misunderstood.

The latest evidence of this came when it was recently made known that Phil was using a loading zone at city hall to park his Benz. The reaction was not positive, but only because people got distracted by the whole "authorized vehicles only" thing and missed the bigger picture. It is all explained here:

Sheegl decided to use the space full-time following the Civic Centre Parkade closure, as a way to minimize the number of parking spots the city had to find elsewhere.
If most people lost their parking spot, they would look for another parking spot. In fact, that's what everyone else at city hall did, often parking a several minute walk away. Not Phil.

Phil realized the inefficiency of spending time looking for another parking spot, not to mention the wasted time, effort and money of parking in a parkade a few blocks away. It is so much more efficient to park right at City Hall at a loading dock, and efficiency is what Phil is all about. It courses through his veins and pulses through his neurons.

http://www.winnipegfreepress.com

Phil Sheegl is simply incapable of making inefficient choices. That is why he parks in the loading dock and we should be thankful because those are exactly the qualities we need at City Hall ... especially at a time when the infrastructure deficit is growing and tax increases are straining us all. Maybe the way one person parks will not make a big difference, but that's not the point. The point is that Phil's special parking spot is indicative of his ability to think outside the box and find solutions that save time and money, and I for one wouldn't have it any other way.

Plus ... though one car may not make a difference, if we all parked where ever the hell we wanted, think about how much efficient this city would be.

6 comments:

mrchristian said...

Another efficiency is the fact that he has "Mercedes-Benz" written on the sides of his Mercedes-Benz.

This cuts out numerous minutes of idle chit chat per week from those who might want to ask "Excuse me sir, that's a fine looking car. What make is it ?"

Anonymous said...

@mrchristian That is a Mercedes-Benz Winnipeg courtesy vehicle.

Anonymous said...

And he's hogging 2 spots diagonally!

cherenkov said...

Its more efficient to hog 2 spots because he can drive straight out without backing up.

Anonymous said...

I am beginning to understand why this man leads the municipal bureaucracy. His ability to realize efficiencies appears to be limitless.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the Mercedes dealership happens to be applying for anything

 
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