Twitterized blog

Due to the fact that I am retardedly busy this week, I have decided to limit my blog posts to 140-ish characters. Starting .... now:

I saw a little blue scooter drive up the down ramp to get out of the Portage Place parkade today. Is that because normal directional rules of traffic do not apply to scooters, or was he fleeing the drug dealers and thugs that allegedly permeate the mall?