Wednesday, 30 December 2009

Proroguey Maker

I know that I said I would get Stephen Harper a portable video player for Christmas, but Best Buy was sold out by the time I got there, so instead I went on eBay and bought him a Hunky Bill's Proroguey Maker. Now he can prorogue parliament anytime he wants! Afghanistan torture hearings got you down? Prorogue parliament! Don't like the make up of the senate committees? Prorogue! Jack Layton complaining too much? Fuck him! Prorogue! Can't stand the pedestrian chatter and juvenile name-calling in the House of Commons? Fuck them all! Prorogue!!! It's fun and it's easy, and it only takes minutes to prorogue your way to happiness.

I think Stephen Harper is really happy with his gift.

My apologies to any of you who value democracy.

5 comments:

Mr. Nobody said...

LOL, must be a bitch for all you liberals to have a minority government behave as if it held all the seats.......and get away with it.

cherenkov said...

I hope you're not calling me a Liberal. I might have to take harsh measures against you ...

The Rise and Sprawl said...

Best blog headline of the year?

cherenkov said...

and I got it in just under the wire!

I liked "Pin the cell phone on the Wowchuck" as far as this blog goes, but thanks!

Old Chum said...

Good one for sure makes you wonder what he would do if he was given a majority

 
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